THANKS TO ALL!
2nd Annual Wolftrap-
Chip Franklin
"Howling with Disaster Show"
MARCH 13- 3 tickets sold !
Thanks to everyone, I'm going to go back to the radio station now, at least there people like me
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Life After Scandal? What do you mean AFTER scandal. Are the Chinese still here, says Bill?
Think there's nothing left for the media to obsess over? How about sealed indictments, Chinese with our nuclear secrets, Jon Benet, OJ's five year murder anniversary, Y2K, Senator Hillary (The First Doormat)...
Stay Tuned...
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The following is a real headline...
BEAVER FEVER - EASES WHITE HOUSE TENSION
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The Ten Foot Poll...
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We ask you...You tell us!
The Big Fix..Don King's hair might have done it, Mel Gibson probably should be, but what about a national election? What if we found out that a presidential election had been rigged? What would we do? Hey wasn't the last one???? Do you think it could happen?Click here
Shakespeare in Love big winner; will it translate to a new wave of interest in the acclaimed poet? Come on...Why do you read a book? For the author, review, or cover?
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What's your favorite scar and how did it happen? Was it with a knife?
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Have you ever looked up a long, lost love on the internet? In a phone book? At a reunion? Have you ever been in love, you loser? What did you do when you found out that she was a he? Unrequited love-Is it a good or bad thing?Click here
Crank it up! What's the best song ever to hear EXTREMELY LOUD?
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Should we ban breathing in all restaurants? What's next? Second hand cholesterol? Third-hand smoke?Click here
Are you afraid of Y2K? Will you hoard money, food, guns? How will you, if at all, prepare? Or are you already living in Montana?Click here
Will you. have you read Monica's story? what if Bill wrote a book? would you read that? Sorry, no pictures.Click here
UFO's; are they for real? Click here for proof!!!
Bill and Hillary splitting? Hillart slapping Bill for the remarks at the White House Correspondants dinner. Was he out of line? Does Secret Service protection include watching her around him? Ten years from now, will they still be married? Will you?Click here
Pat Buchanan announced that he's running for president. Now the rest of us are just running. Or are we just standing in place? Click here
Some circumcised men want to put it back on. NASTY CHIP!! Come on, could I make this up? How about your son; would you and why?
Any Other Comments!!!
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Results next week....
Check out Eric Brace's column in The Washington Post on moi'. The guy is the sheet!
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Americans Want To Know-What is A Kosovo? Click here
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Chip who? The Critics say
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One of the silliest that we've ever seen"-Washington Post
..Chip is a monkey!"-TV Guide
...."Incredibly Silly"...Alfred E. Neuman, Wolftrap Booking Director
...."Twisted stand-up, totally TWISTED!!"...Washington Post
....Politically correct, and you gotta love it!"...Journal Newspapers
...Franklin brings a sense of irony to medium that really needs one"....Washington Post
...The Perfect Class Clown...Programming Magazine
.... Amazing! Chip stood up there in front his shorts just like he does in his living room....Miami Herald
...Comedy on the internet may be the buzz, but there's nothing like going online with the real thing. Log on to Chip!"...Next Newspaper
...Humor and sarcasm have met their match, but they still won!...Baltimore Sun
...He's in a funny t-shirt in a room full of tuxedos, what a dolt... Programming Magazine
.... Makes political comedy stupid and boring, just like the real thing.-Washington Times
..."Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll is what he's all about...City Times
....I've seen all of the HBO Comedians and I'll keep 'em...The Beachcomber...
"Superb, practically peerless, well except for little Johnny Zuckerman, the four-year-old down the street"-Washington Post
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Comics
Darwin Awards (Time to spank the monkey)
News And Opinion (Who's, Chip sure doesn't have any)
Not Ready For Prime Time Wav Files
Book Reviews (Look kids, he reads too!!)
Record reviews
Fools On The Hill (Chip is King of the mountain on this one!)
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